I feel loved...
How long it has been...
Almost two years, in fact.
So long meh?
Yaohui thinks that I need 2 years to come up with a witty response to his post. He figured that I'm not even half as witty as him and will take so long (2 yrs) to concoct some justification or retort of some sort, to match his well written piece of response to my earlier piece of creativity. Oh well, I don't think we should go anywhere near that, shall we? It seems what my best buddies can come up with are all reponses to my creativity. No wonder it takes them so fast to come up with their posts, AFTER I have posted mine, while for me I take longer since I am the one doing all the thinking.. really..
Sigh.. let's stop it lah guys, it's a huge burden to me, being the spark plug to trigger all your creative juices to flow. I don't like you guys to juice too much man, the air is already humid as it is.
Well it's been sometime ( 2 yrs) since I last posted anything. I think the avid reader in you will have noticed that I don't really follow up to some of the stuff that I said I will. Like substantiating the outburst with regards to relationships etc etc etc...
You see, I'm quite a right brainer. I often digress a lot even when I'm talking. I can be midway thru a sentence when suddenly another thought comes into my head and I just don't bother to finish the sentence, but continue with the new one. It's very bad. Very bad for those whose intellect capacity is way below mine. Their CPUs and processors are way back in the age of 386s and Pentium 1s and what-have-yous. They catch no ball. Sorry.
No I'm not being arrogant lah. It's just a joke. If you didn't catch it, well, this sentence is to help you.
See, I've digressed. Where were we? Oh not about following up. Unless I blog everyday, it's hard for me to get back how I was feeling at that point of time to be able to follow up my statements. I have to start all over again. Quite hard lah. Imagine. Midway thru sex ( sex again??!!) you get interrupted by handphone ringing. From your boss. You have to answer it or you get fucked after you finish fucking ( i'm assuming all are male readers). You tell your beloved shag-of-the-night that you have to answer it, and you went on to have a 15 minute explanation to your boss of why you quoted that figure to your client that caused your company to have $15000 less in profits. Then you come back to your shag-of-the-night.
Do you expect to:
(a) carry on screwing, where you last left off
(b) restart the whole foreplay thing again
(c) wake her up
If you chose (a), you must be gay.
??
You mean that your whole ba-dang-dang was at full attention even throughout the teleconversation with your boss? So much so that you could carry on immediately after you hang up? Does your boss turn you on so much?
If you chose (b) or (c), yeah you're cool. You get what I mean by not being able to follow up after a long break.
Ok, now that I've settled the issue of not following up, let me move to talk about some random things.
First, Xiaojia. I put this first cos I'm pretty sure I will forget what I wanna write about in 5 mins' time. I missed that show where she was in cos I was working. But I managed to catch the clip of the showdown between her and that crybaby on the net.
One word. Respect.
She epitomised the warrior spirit. Go down fighting. No sneaky tricks, no gaining sympathy votes.
I was very impressed by her poise on the stage and how lady-like (or gentlemanly) she handled her ousting from the show. When I watched the clip of the crybaby, I almost spit at my computer screen. What a lousy way to try to win. That crybaby took the easy way out by crying. You know how easy it is to just cry? I mean she shunned the whole gyst of the question by crying. The crying itself took up a precious few seconds, sorta like fillers to mask her lack of wittiness and intellect to answer that question. And to top it off, she purposely started to talk a bit more AFTER the bell has gone for 1 min so that it might seem to others that she actually has a lot to share, just that she got emotional (which seemed uncontrollable) and hence got no time to finish.
Bollocks, I say. I hope you guys saw through that.
What's with Channel U trying to come up with so many Projects anyway? Project Superstar lah, Super Host lah, Super Idol lah, and a Super Bang (ooppss i mean band) coming up soon?
Lack of talents?
I think the population can only take 1 Singapore Idols/ Project Superstar per year.
Anyways Xiaojia, I salute you. Hormat!
You know, I think my buddies love me. They think I'm special. You go look at their blogs. Yaohui had these pictures of stick guys from some silly game that he's playing now posted. He and Kenny are what we call commoners. Stickmen we see all the time. The pictures had Yaohui to my pic's left, and Kenny to my pic's right. So I'm in the middle. The middle of his universe. And he used a Yeti's pic to depict me. How special. You seen a Yeti often? Get the idea right?
And Kenny. He used pictures of birds to describe us. Yaohui is a Golden Eagle. Kenny is a Snow Owl. And me? I'm some bird that looks like Gandalf the white. Old, wise looking. Standing up straight with pride, honour and wisdom.
And you know what? Yaohui's Golden Eagle pic is above mine, while I have 2 pics, and Kenny's Snow Eagle pic is below mine.
I feel loved. Yaohui and Kenny are the burger buns while I'm the meat. I'm the highlight to Kenny's life. The most juicy bit. Mmmmm... and make it a double whopper at that, cos I have two pics.
After talking so much good stuff about Xiaojia earlier, I think she'll forgive me for conveniently skipping her pics (swan). Take away XJ and I'm the center of Kenny's universe. Again.
Muack.
This blog's getting too long. Let me start another one.
Almost two years, in fact.
So long meh?
Yaohui thinks that I need 2 years to come up with a witty response to his post. He figured that I'm not even half as witty as him and will take so long (2 yrs) to concoct some justification or retort of some sort, to match his well written piece of response to my earlier piece of creativity. Oh well, I don't think we should go anywhere near that, shall we? It seems what my best buddies can come up with are all reponses to my creativity. No wonder it takes them so fast to come up with their posts, AFTER I have posted mine, while for me I take longer since I am the one doing all the thinking.. really..
Sigh.. let's stop it lah guys, it's a huge burden to me, being the spark plug to trigger all your creative juices to flow. I don't like you guys to juice too much man, the air is already humid as it is.
Well it's been sometime ( 2 yrs) since I last posted anything. I think the avid reader in you will have noticed that I don't really follow up to some of the stuff that I said I will. Like substantiating the outburst with regards to relationships etc etc etc...
You see, I'm quite a right brainer. I often digress a lot even when I'm talking. I can be midway thru a sentence when suddenly another thought comes into my head and I just don't bother to finish the sentence, but continue with the new one. It's very bad. Very bad for those whose intellect capacity is way below mine. Their CPUs and processors are way back in the age of 386s and Pentium 1s and what-have-yous. They catch no ball. Sorry.
No I'm not being arrogant lah. It's just a joke. If you didn't catch it, well, this sentence is to help you.
See, I've digressed. Where were we? Oh not about following up. Unless I blog everyday, it's hard for me to get back how I was feeling at that point of time to be able to follow up my statements. I have to start all over again. Quite hard lah. Imagine. Midway thru sex ( sex again??!!) you get interrupted by handphone ringing. From your boss. You have to answer it or you get fucked after you finish fucking ( i'm assuming all are male readers). You tell your beloved shag-of-the-night that you have to answer it, and you went on to have a 15 minute explanation to your boss of why you quoted that figure to your client that caused your company to have $15000 less in profits. Then you come back to your shag-of-the-night.
Do you expect to:
(a) carry on screwing, where you last left off
(b) restart the whole foreplay thing again
(c) wake her up
If you chose (a), you must be gay.
??
You mean that your whole ba-dang-dang was at full attention even throughout the teleconversation with your boss? So much so that you could carry on immediately after you hang up? Does your boss turn you on so much?
If you chose (b) or (c), yeah you're cool. You get what I mean by not being able to follow up after a long break.
Ok, now that I've settled the issue of not following up, let me move to talk about some random things.
First, Xiaojia. I put this first cos I'm pretty sure I will forget what I wanna write about in 5 mins' time. I missed that show where she was in cos I was working. But I managed to catch the clip of the showdown between her and that crybaby on the net.
One word. Respect.
She epitomised the warrior spirit. Go down fighting. No sneaky tricks, no gaining sympathy votes.
I was very impressed by her poise on the stage and how lady-like (or gentlemanly) she handled her ousting from the show. When I watched the clip of the crybaby, I almost spit at my computer screen. What a lousy way to try to win. That crybaby took the easy way out by crying. You know how easy it is to just cry? I mean she shunned the whole gyst of the question by crying. The crying itself took up a precious few seconds, sorta like fillers to mask her lack of wittiness and intellect to answer that question. And to top it off, she purposely started to talk a bit more AFTER the bell has gone for 1 min so that it might seem to others that she actually has a lot to share, just that she got emotional (which seemed uncontrollable) and hence got no time to finish.
Bollocks, I say. I hope you guys saw through that.
What's with Channel U trying to come up with so many Projects anyway? Project Superstar lah, Super Host lah, Super Idol lah, and a Super Bang (ooppss i mean band) coming up soon?
Lack of talents?
I think the population can only take 1 Singapore Idols/ Project Superstar per year.
Anyways Xiaojia, I salute you. Hormat!
You know, I think my buddies love me. They think I'm special. You go look at their blogs. Yaohui had these pictures of stick guys from some silly game that he's playing now posted. He and Kenny are what we call commoners. Stickmen we see all the time. The pictures had Yaohui to my pic's left, and Kenny to my pic's right. So I'm in the middle. The middle of his universe. And he used a Yeti's pic to depict me. How special. You seen a Yeti often? Get the idea right?
And Kenny. He used pictures of birds to describe us. Yaohui is a Golden Eagle. Kenny is a Snow Owl. And me? I'm some bird that looks like Gandalf the white. Old, wise looking. Standing up straight with pride, honour and wisdom.
And you know what? Yaohui's Golden Eagle pic is above mine, while I have 2 pics, and Kenny's Snow Eagle pic is below mine.
I feel loved. Yaohui and Kenny are the burger buns while I'm the meat. I'm the highlight to Kenny's life. The most juicy bit. Mmmmm... and make it a double whopper at that, cos I have two pics.
After talking so much good stuff about Xiaojia earlier, I think she'll forgive me for conveniently skipping her pics (swan). Take away XJ and I'm the center of Kenny's universe. Again.
Muack.
This blog's getting too long. Let me start another one.
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