Is sex really...

Funny?

Just had a short drink and makan with my mates Yaohui and Kenny. Yaohui blogged that because he thinks that I know my sis is reading my blog so I have to restrict my blog to "cleaner entries". That means without the mentioning of sex. And for me, apparently, No sex= no humour.

Is sex really funny? Or do I make it funny?

Do you laugh when you're having sex?

Next time when you have sex, think of what I just asked.

No don't call out my name you idiot, I don't want girlfriends calling me up saying I am a faggoty Hu Li Jing or for ladies, boyfriends ambushing me and beating me up. But just think whether sex is really funny. Do you laugh when you're humping? Can you?

You can if:
(a) you're banging a girl for the first time, and you've been trying to for 5 years. Ole!
(b) you are a girl and you know this guy suffers from premature ej. And he is FUCKING rich. and you're FUCKING fertile. "you have to marry me" Tai Tai life!! Ole!
(c) you think of my blog. Ole! Ole! Ole!

Haha!!

There you go! Let it go into your subconscious mind... If this really goes into your mind, you will laugh and think of me the next time you do the mambo.

Sorry guys, laughing kills the erection.

Aiyah... don't blame me man... I can picture people having sex halfway then thinking about me, lose the erection, gives a silent curse, reassure the girlfirend that he really loves her (and hasn't been cheating), then carry on humping...

Anyway some guys think of old ugly aunties during sex to prevent themselves from coming too fast.

I just gave you all another idea. Yeah?

I think what I wrote is a bit distasteful.

But who the fuck cares? Hahahahahahahaha...