Surprised. Jack-in-the-box style

I am surprised.

It started private, and only my buddies knew about this.

No it's not about my STD, you dick head, I'm talking about my blog.

I was talking to someone very dear today, and I realised my blog actually has an audience. Audience that I didn't know of. Audience that I might inadvertently offend without me knowing.

Oh well, I am a writer lah. Writers sometimes write fictitious things.. so don't believe everything you see here. This entry might even be fictitious. How would you know?

I had left out the installation of a hit counterwhen I started this blog cos:
(a) I was lazy
(b) I didn't think I would care, since I thought the people reading it will be less than 10.
(c) I was lazy

Oh well, it seems that I should install a counter? Then again, I am lazy. And stats don't matter much to me. Readers, just know that some things I write about need to be taken with a pinch of salt. Not entirely true or serious.

Alright, now that I'm done with the blatant and futile attempt to mislead everyone to think that my blog isn't entirely truthful, let me just say that I love you all.

WHAT? WTF?

Yah. See? Don't take me too seriously.

I only love some of you. Hahahaha.

Sis, I know you read my blogs. Da kor loves you (eeks!!). Study hard but not so hard lah... You are smart like me so no need to study so hard... No need to get stressed over exams. I was never stressed hahaha.. then again your grades are better than mine... I jealous lah that's why...

Muack.

I'm not going crazy lah. Relax guys.

Yaohui, I will look for a new job lah... Not so goondu one... I just want to get my network up before the new year so that next year when I go work everything will be easier... it's not the time to look for jobs anyways... people will quit after they get bonuses and that's when I will go in... no they are not excuses. I am not lazy man... I fucking work from 5 to about 2 every night.

Muack.

Kenny, I will try not to be late again when we meet up. Hahaha sorry about last Sunday yah... let's go watch more soccer sometime, so that we can see more 1-nil victories by Liverpool and Man U's revival. And no I don't need to wank more... my right arm is getting bigger as we breathe...

Muack.

What if the army suddenly calls to tell me I'm in? what should I do?

That's a pleasant problem... but knowing how they work... it prolly wun happen for the next 5 yrs.

Man I've lost it. I can't seem to find anything funny to write about. I should go out now and observe ppl. I am sure I can find something funny to write about today.

Just had a chat with YX. I asked her for ideas and she told me to write about our conversation. Funny meh? Hmmm... I'll think of how to make it funny.

Why the emphasis on being funny?

Cos I am a funny guy. It has been said.

Do I need to keep this up?

No lah I dun think so.

But then again, I like to make my blog funny so that when I read it again after a while it'll be entertaining. Like when I went through the whole thing again last night. Hahaha.. Penis jokes and stupid kids...

Say, we haven't had BBQs for a long time yah? Why don't we do it soon? That idiot Yaohui's bday is around the corner, and Mei's just past without us doing anything... why don't we have a combined one to celebrate? How how? Suggest leh... we can go check out new BBQ spots...

Ok, that's all for now... very interactive right?

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Off to work!