Older and older

I think age is really catching up. Every fricking Monday, I will go play soccer with my Kenny, Andy & his ex colleagues. Every Monday, I will come away with an injury. Last week I sprained my back. Today I was chasing a ball with this fucker when suddenly I heard a *diak* sound. My right hamstring pulled up real bad. Now I have trouble walking. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!!!!