My young , funny friend.

Last year I made a friend who's only 14. Yeah wtf, man. Know where I met him? Maplestory. WTF??? Let me tell you about him.

Think it was during one of the times when I was playing maple with someone that I bumped into this lil fella. He was a cleric, about 15 levels higher than me at that time. We chatted for a while and before long he started to tell me about his life. My impression was that he was pretty twisted, or rather he was going thru the phase where he acts twisted to gain attention from ppl ard him.

Well as it turns out, he was a pretty violent guy. He nearly stabbed his sister with a fruit knife, and he used something to slash his friend in school. And he was planning to use something sharp to stab another friend in school. WTF.

When he told me about this, I actually took time off to counsel him. haha. not the moral education teahcer kind of counselling, but doing it like a Dad to a son or Big bro to lil bro.

I told him: "Dude, Men don't use things like knives or sticks to fight. Pussies use that. If you really think you very macho, use your own bare hands. Challenge him to a fight or something, with bare hands. No weapons, you pussy"

Hahaha it sounds pretty funny to me now that I've typed it all out and looked back at it. But I was trying to get his violent streak down a little lah. That little boy has some family problems, and doesn't live with his parents. Pretty warped lah all in all.

So slowly I talked to him and told him the actual fight should just take place in the mind, or just by using words. The greatest triumph is to make a person yield to you without lifting a finger. I was thinking all these were beginning to sound like bull shit to him... then he told me he was going to join a church. hahaha wtf I actually encouraged him to. If it can change him for the better why not?

And so after a while I stopped playing maple but he got my msn. So we chatted every now and then, and I encouraged him to study hard. He started to call me his "daddy' and someone else his 'mummy'. And thus I had a virtual son all of a sudden.

What was funny was that when I went thru the latest breakup, this fella actually went to my facebook's wall and typed "You jerk, asshole". I was naturally pissed. I deleted it and then the next time I saw him online, I talked to him. "Guys should always side guys," I told him. "You'll understand when you grow up"

You know what he did? That little fella started to preach to me. Of love and forgiveness. Haha what the fuck? Anyway I appreciated his efforts lah, we had a good chat and I told him about 5 yrs from now when he's legal to drink I'll buy him a beer. If he's still cool that is.

And so in this moment of male-bonding, this little guy decided to intro girls to me. Know what he did? He went to a local online dating website which I've never heard of before, and signed me up. Used my msn pic, wrote my profile then set my password to "desperado". Haha fucking funny. Then he started to pimp the girls inside to me. "You like DD cups?" "like old or young?" "short or tall?" he sounded like some Pimp in Area G man... 100 points for enthusiasm. But makes me wonder how he normally spends his free time...

Well surprise, the website turns out to be quite interesting! Haha of course I went in to edit some details lah... that lil guy stated my profession as "Professional Sales Manager". Haha fucking funny. I wonder what it's like to be an "Amatuer Sales Manager" or "Semi-pro Sales manager".

Anyway, quite funny lah the website, you dun get much if you join for free, but I've actually made friends from it. WTF. I never really thought I would be using this kinda services to know ladies, now that I'm all grown up, but what the heck, it has a pretty high hit rate! Saw a few friends inside as well!

No I am not one to hide behind the monitor and be sneaky with things lah. I prefer to go out and meet people, in case any of you think I'm some sick fuck.

Will update more next time ba... need to sleep now tomorrow is Jog & Swim day!

I'm 50% happy.