I could talk all day
Got waken up by YH at 836am to go exercise. At first I thought that he was really disciplined. Turns out he didn’t sleep at all. Cheater. Didn’t sleep cos the whole night he was, I quote, "talking to his gf". Ahem. I haven’t talked to anyone for a long time.
Anyway, we went to the gym. Ffffffffffucking siong man. I think the years of neglect on my body is beginning to show. Either that or YH is damn strong. He matched me load for load all the way while doing the chest press. Amazing. Amazement quickly turned into jealousy. He’s like 30 over kg lighter than me (I'm 102.5kg now!) but carrying the same weight as me. But his people skills showed when he assumed for me that I have been doing too many push-ups in the days before. Biting the bait, I agreed with him, whole-heartedly. Maybe I shouldn’t do so many push-ups when I have a gym session the following day.
Well anyway the gym session soon turned boring for me when I realized I had fully failed my chest and arm muscles. I didn’t want to train anymore of my legs, cos my thighs are like 25 inches thick already. Yes, 25 inches. Each. OH!! Suddenly I realize why I attract more fleshy ladies! They look so small and petite beside me! Hmm… maybe I should go Expressions next time to pick up ladies.. economical some more… but then again I digress.
Where was I? Oh yah 25 inches thighs. Well it got pretty boring for me cos inside I was really looking forward to go swim or jog. I think I need to kill this idea cos going to the gym is something that I SHOULD do if I wanna get back my physique. I should kill this disease. Ok I commit to myself now. Treat every gym session seriously.
Then came the best part. Swimming! I think I like to swim because I’m proud to be able to swim. I learnt everything from scratch, no teachers or coaches. I learnt it when I was going out with YX. Because she loved to swim, and always got sian-ed by perverts while she was at the pool, I picked up swimming so that I could accompany her. But I learnt it the hard way hahaha… I used to go under water with my goggles on and observe how other people swim. Then slowly change my style to what it is now. Of course I had a little help from Kenny, he was the ‘swim with seh’ consultant back then.
For my calculation purposes, I treat one lap of the pool as 50m. I swam 40 today. Wah 2km man. After gym somemore. Triathlete in the making. Anyway YH got my disease and stayed out of the pool.
After lunch, like 2 sneaky little girls, YH and I started to talk about the birds and the bees. Haha that is all I can say.
Well then KW, my manager called. He is really a fucking cheebye. He demands to know my whereabouts ALL the time. I think I shall give him the honour of a brand new post. About KW the cheebye. His name rhymes with cheebye.
Oh how foul can your language get BigBang? Well after I learn how to post videos here I will share how I got this extensive range of vocabulary. Stay tuned.
Anyway, we went to the gym. Ffffffffffucking siong man. I think the years of neglect on my body is beginning to show. Either that or YH is damn strong. He matched me load for load all the way while doing the chest press. Amazing. Amazement quickly turned into jealousy. He’s like 30 over kg lighter than me (I'm 102.5kg now!) but carrying the same weight as me. But his people skills showed when he assumed for me that I have been doing too many push-ups in the days before. Biting the bait, I agreed with him, whole-heartedly. Maybe I shouldn’t do so many push-ups when I have a gym session the following day.
Well anyway the gym session soon turned boring for me when I realized I had fully failed my chest and arm muscles. I didn’t want to train anymore of my legs, cos my thighs are like 25 inches thick already. Yes, 25 inches. Each. OH!! Suddenly I realize why I attract more fleshy ladies! They look so small and petite beside me! Hmm… maybe I should go Expressions next time to pick up ladies.. economical some more… but then again I digress.
Where was I? Oh yah 25 inches thighs. Well it got pretty boring for me cos inside I was really looking forward to go swim or jog. I think I need to kill this idea cos going to the gym is something that I SHOULD do if I wanna get back my physique. I should kill this disease. Ok I commit to myself now. Treat every gym session seriously.
Then came the best part. Swimming! I think I like to swim because I’m proud to be able to swim. I learnt everything from scratch, no teachers or coaches. I learnt it when I was going out with YX. Because she loved to swim, and always got sian-ed by perverts while she was at the pool, I picked up swimming so that I could accompany her. But I learnt it the hard way hahaha… I used to go under water with my goggles on and observe how other people swim. Then slowly change my style to what it is now. Of course I had a little help from Kenny, he was the ‘swim with seh’ consultant back then.
For my calculation purposes, I treat one lap of the pool as 50m. I swam 40 today. Wah 2km man. After gym somemore. Triathlete in the making. Anyway YH got my disease and stayed out of the pool.
After lunch, like 2 sneaky little girls, YH and I started to talk about the birds and the bees. Haha that is all I can say.
Well then KW, my manager called. He is really a fucking cheebye. He demands to know my whereabouts ALL the time. I think I shall give him the honour of a brand new post. About KW the cheebye. His name rhymes with cheebye.
Oh how foul can your language get BigBang? Well after I learn how to post videos here I will share how I got this extensive range of vocabulary. Stay tuned.
posted by BigBang at 11:57 AM
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hey big bang...im waiting for ur extensive range of vocabulary...knnbccbs?
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